The Twelve Motorcycling Gifts of Christmas – (to be sung in the style of Al Sherman’s “12 gifts of Christmas”) – By Phil Hall
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Valentino Rossi wrist watch
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two Grand Prix passes
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three GoPro cameras
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four flat tyre repair kits
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An autographed picture of Casey Stoner to hang on the bedroom wall
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A monogrammed BMW ashtray
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Dainese back protector
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A pair of Carrera goggles
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Oxford heated hand grips
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
The Australian Motorcycle Atlas
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Green Group track day ticket
On the twelfth day of Christmas although it may seem strange
On the twelfth day of Christmas I’m not going to exchange…………..
I’d like to take the opportunity to wish everyone who reads my column the very best for the festive season. I hope you have a great Christmas and a wonderful New Year.
If you are riding, I hope you do so safely and have fun and I hope that you get to spend the break doing the things that bring you and your family pleasure and relaxation.
I’d like to thank Trevor for giving me the opportunity of sharing my peculiar slant on motorcycling and I look forward to repeating the dose in 2015.
If you have a better slant on your 12 days of Christmas please share it below.
